Irony

The intentional or unintentional association of opposing concepts or actions; a subset of coincidence wherein the opposing nature of the actions or ideas is of particular interest.

In short: Juxtaposition that leads to a comedic or surprising effect.

Isn't it ironic that we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Person A: The NRA just used Martin Luther King Jr. to promote gun ownership.

Person B: What irony, considering he died of a gunshot wound.

Person A: Hey! It's you! I haven't seen you since high-school! Is it ironic that we found each other?

Person B: No, that's actually just a regular coincidence. It would have been ironic if we ran into each other somewhere while both trying to avoid going to our high school reunion.

Person A: I remember why I stopped talking to you now.

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DEADASS

An insult directed at an individual to highlight their inability to perform a simple task or or otherwise learn from their mistakes and surroundings.

One who has the mental acuity of a corpse's ass.

Not to be confused with the adjective dead-ass or dead-pan which describe the seriousness with which someone emotes or conveys something.

Person A: *pushes on door clearly marked "PULL" *

Person B: *waits frustratedly behind Person A *

Person A: *looks at sign... pushes harder*

Person B @ Person A: I think it's a pull not a push, friend.

Person A: I know.. *Grunts while pushing on door*

Person C: *Walks past person A and B, pulls on door and exits*

Person B: *stares as door slowly swings shut in front of them... continues pushing"

Person B @ Person A: DEADASS!

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