Telemotional

Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.

I can't help crying when I watch Oprah, I'm very telemotional you know.

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gruesome bush

A smaller, shrub-like relative of the ugly tree. It shares the ugly tree's ability to trigger ugliness on contact.

Bob looks like he fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down and then landed awkwardly in the gruesome bush.

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milk launcher

The single flake that exists in every bowl of cereal that will cause milk to shoot sideways across the table when poured on it.

Damn it, why must there always be a milk launcher?

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paddlepop

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.

Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.

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porndexter

A person whose bookish pursuits extend only to pornographic material.

Look at Josh, he's such a poindexter.
No, he's actually a porndexter. It might look like he's reading an encyclopedia but there's actually a copy of Playboy hidden inside.

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small cubicle worker

Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.

Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.

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Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

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