pee walker

Someone who pees in odd places when half asleep.

My brother in law Bill pee walked in the linen closet after the bachelor party. Bill is a pee walker.

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

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