Pulling A Jesus

Drinking with the intention of getting drunk/plastered/shit faced

Guy 1: Dude what are you doing tonite
Guy 2: Man i had a shitty day so im just gonna be Pulling a jesus

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Daycare

Name given to someone who dates somebody far below the legal age of consent.

Guy 1: Dude Daycare hows it going
Guy 2: Really Guys, cmon you know my name is Jonathan South
Guy 1: You mean the same one from University of Maryland College Park
Guy 3: How's the girlfriend when does she get out from pre-school

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