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Molten Cock

Just literally some asshole dunking his erect penis into open lava.

“I’m literally some asshole dunking my erect penis into open lava… now I have a molten cock.”

by Cum Fungus March 2, 2023


Black Peephole

A peephole that’s put in the door the opposite way so police can see what’s going on inside black peoples houses… because police unfairly bug black people… using a black peephole.

Hey (insert fellow police officers name). Let’s use this black peephole to see what black people are doing

by Cum Fungus April 18, 2023


Camel Toast

1. When a burn victim hikes up her melted-on yoga pants

2. A cigarette sandwich (Used in French cockfighting culture)

“Damn that burnt bitch with a camel toast is eating some camel toast” - Moses

by Cum Fungus April 18, 2023


Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.

“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac

by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023


Vleavage

When a woman’s labia is so pronounced, that when she hikes up her yoga pants, it looks like a pair of tits coming out of her twat.

Dammmn, check out the vleavage of Jaffessa

by Cum Fungus April 18, 2023


Orc Porn

Porn featuring Orcs

I’m watching Orc Porn

by Cum Fungus April 18, 2023


Dayman

Fighter of the nightman…

Champion of the sun… you’re a master at karate and friendship for every one. Dayman… ahhh ahh-ahh

by Cum Fungus April 18, 2023