Molotov Pussytail

An impractical and inferior version to the well-known DIY weapon, the Molotov Cocktail, where you soak a rag in liquor, pour the entire contents of the liquor out of the bottle, wash the inside of the bottle to ensure the inside doesn’t have any flames, and wrap the rag around the bottle. You then light the outside of the bottle on fire while holding it, and throwing it at whichever target you wish to hardly damage.

This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.

(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)

“I want to riot, but I don’t want to burn pretty much anything other than my hands and a rag… oh and I also wanna leave a little bit of glass around the rag.. oooh I’ll try a Molotov Pussytail!!”

Belle Delphine’s Genitals

A term used to encompass the 36,108 terrabytes of data containing some or all of Belle Delphine’s Genitals

“You ask how much fun we’re gonna have?? We’re gonna have a Belle Delphine’s Genitals amount of fun today!” - Hagrid

Molten Cock

Just literally some asshole dunking his erect penis into open lava.

“I’m literally some asshole dunking my erect penis into open lava… now I have a molten cock.”