Cum Wars

When romantic partners compete in a race to see which of the two will cum first. They can use tactics on each other to speed the process but usually this will be a double edged sword.

Damn, Victoria left me after I went up 5-1 against her in our Cum Wars series.

Alaskan Bullwormitis

When one’s tongue begins to swell up. Due to a sickness only caught in Alaska, from licking a bull worm.

Ronnie got Alaskan bullwormitis from licking an Alaskan Bullworm. Hopefully his tongue will be better soon.