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Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer
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When you cum all the cum from your nuts and are left with just a ball bag with no balls until your body regenerates more cum
Im gona kick you in the balls
Go ahead i just maxicumed
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A mechanical device used to extrace a womans vaginal fluid while shes sleeping
Nothing like warm pussy juice in the morning
Where did u get that
O i thought u were sleeping
Whats that a blender
No its a pussyjuicer, i suck out your pussy juice while your sleeping then drink it
Oo honey ifu wanted to drink my pussy juice u should have just asked
Really
No i want a divorce
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