John

Just one of the guys on the list of thousands that has slept with ur mom

Mom: Have you seen John?
You: John 2319 or John 3451

NBA 75

Celebration of National Basketball Association and it’s 75 years in existence. To commemorate the NBA has dropped a list of their 76 best players of all time!

“ Have you heard about the NBA 75? “
“ To celebrate they dropped the 76 best players of all time!”
“ Why is Dame and AD on the list? They’re shitters”