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Ejaculation

"Ejaculation also known more formerly as jerking off wanking off choking the chicken beating your meat. Something lonely single men and boys (like me) can't wait for when they aren't home especially and just in general but the more you do it close to each other the less arousement you get. But once you finally finish taming the erect beast you lose complete interest in the chick. And don't care about your loneliness for the moment. Or you feel regret but that hasn't happened to me in a while.

"Bro I'm lowkey tired of ejaculation. The girls are really hot and all but I want a real relationship where I can fuck. And have someone to care for

by Cumbob brickpants June 22, 2024


The Middle East

The asscrack of Asia. A complete shithole of a region filled with terrorists who get a hard on from violence but not women. a desert region filled with terror.

"Hey beavis did you here men in the middle east don't have sex with women by choice until marriage and all women there have to cover up their faces or else they'll get killed.

Beavis: yea yea that sounds pretty gay yeayeayeayea
(Beavis and butthead laugh together)

by Cumbob brickpants June 22, 2024