Mandinglionking

1. Derived from the word Mandingo and the movie The Lion King, it is simply the more culturally specific term for a massive penis on a male that was born in Africa.
2. The slang term used to refer to the average sized penis of the Congo.

Example:

Did you see Ombuku's dick?
Yeah, he's got a Mandinglionking!

Example 2: Those Mandinglionking's in the Congo must need an exotic animal permit for that snake!

Example 3: God, look at the Mandingo on him!
It's actually a Mandinglionking, he was born in Sudan.

Clam Sneeze

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.

Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!

I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller