When youâre from Alabama and youâre craving sexual affection from your cousin.
*Billy to his cousin sally* âHey sally, you tryna get sexyâallâ
When you girlfriend says you cannot have (s)eggs because family is over.
âBabe we cannot have eggs because your family is there IDIDOTâ
A dinosaur that gulps cum
Keita was a right spermasaurus this weekend.
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