angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.

I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!

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angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.

I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!

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anxiarrhea

Extreme anxiety experienced by a person, causing unexpected amounts of diarrhea.

The coffee I drank this morning, mixed with my worries of the final exam, gave me a bad case of anxiarrhea.

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eep!

The sound someone makes when they're nervous and don't know what to do.

From The Simpsons episode "Bart After Dark"

Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight?
Belle: Well, whoever fits Mel's tuxedo. Size: extra small
Bart: Eep!

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masturbate

What you do while lying in bed.

While listening to the radio, a song gave me a boner, so I began to masturbate.

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The Lazy Song

The funniest single Bruno Mars has ever written.

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan/Turn the TV on/throw my hand in my pants

(Another part)

I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...

(The Lazy Song)

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tidelan

During the 1900s, a group of Chinese men that engaged in the art of removinging their penises, for the hope that they would they would live an unsexual life. In hope that no one would even see their small penises.

tidelan penis small

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