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blowjob

To put your mouth on someone's dick and suck and lick until you gag. Eventually they will reach orgasm and their cum will fill up your mouth.

I got a blowjob.

by Cummy worm November 11, 2010

18πŸ‘ 1299πŸ‘Ž


Chevrolet Cruze

A brand new compact sedan made by the Chevrolet division of General Motors, designed for MY 2011. It really makes up for the shittard Chevy Cobalt, which had a crappy interior. Similar to the Cobalt, the Cruze gets 36 mpg highway, a lot like the Cobalt's 37. Originally it was also the Holden Cruze sold in Australia and Asia, but imported into the United States in 2010.

Impressive! The Chevrolet Cruze in one sexy car, getting SO much mpg on the highway!!

by Cummy worm November 29, 2010

22πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


blo-j

When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!

Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.

by Cummy worm November 29, 2010

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hummer

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.

I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.

by Cummy worm August 21, 2010

755πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


eagle talon screech

When you eagle talon a girl and she lets out a scream (possibly suggesting that they don't want to be fucked). That process is reminiscient of an eagle swooping down and screeching.

Hey, do you want to eagle talon her?

No, it'll just be an eagle talon screech!

by Cummy worm December 8, 2010

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

by Cummy worm April 16, 2016


dingleberry

A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!

Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?

by Cummy worm August 11, 2010

25πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž