Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

Casual Friday Night

A phrase that is used when someone is going to have a more entertaining night than normal

“I’m going to have a “casual Friday night“ with those monkeys covered in chocolate and those little guys over there”