Morgan

A phat headed fuck with the personality of a wet tea towel, has weird thumbs and uses her hight as her only personality trate. She is generally nice to everyone so she can train them to be part of her army of cunts. She normally has a pocket bitch called ciara. To conclude, she has a phat head (and I use “ph” coz it’s not fat it’s fucking massive)

Ella- “omg has you seen Charlotte, she’s literally eating Morgan’s shit”
Liam-“ have you seen Morgan today, her heads looking extra juicy ”

Julie

boring.

Everyone at the party- (doesn’t even mention her she’s that irrelevant)
Sam-“ ugh what is she doing, she’s such a Julie”