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an acronym for Escape Velocity.
Escape Velocity is the name of a computer game by Ambrosia Software, and the popular game franchise that began with it. The Escape Velocity games are open-ended adventure games that conform to a sci-fi theme of space combat and adventure in the distant future; often confused with RPGs, due to the open-ended storylines and user-defined roles.
The original Escape Velocity game was written for Macintosh, as well as its successor Escaoe Velocity Override (EVO). Later, a third game, Escape Velocity Nova or EVN was ported to the PC platform where conversions allowed PC gamers to play the earlier versions with the EVN for Windows game engine.
The EV games (especially EV Nova) can be dramatically altered or enhanced through an endless array of plugins, which can be downloaded or custom designed by the user, giving Escape Velocity a definitive edge in replay value.
well, I'm off to play EV Nova.
I wish I still had time to do that...
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From the game EVNova, Drop bears are fabricated creatures used as an excuse to rip off gullible tourists in the territory of the Auroran Faction. Drop bears are fabricated to drop from high ceilings in spaceports and knock visitors unconscious; the visitors then come to in medical units with high medical bills. The true identity of a drop bear is a thug who is on intimate terms with the medical staff and knows how to scam people out of money by knocking them unconscious. to further the scam, these thugs sell cans of 'drop-bear repellent' to anyone gullible enough to buy it; if someone buys it, then they are deemed gullible enough to later knock unconscious and pin the blame on the fabricated 'drop bear'.
offering to sell someone drop-bear repellent is a crative and highly round-about way of calling them gullible
hey, you want to buy some drop-bear repellent?
why? what's a drop-bear?
hahahahaha
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1) A crature of unmatched wit and ferocity; legends are born of those that have survived unarmed combat with them. Debuted in Ambrosia's most popular PC game, EV Nova.
2) The fursona of a former EV Nova plugin developer; also goes by Mobius, Ctarl-Ctarl, and Vigilante Samurai amongst others, but is the one and only Cunjo
A common misconception is that a Cunjo would just as soon bite your head off and eat you as look at you; in reality, the Cunjo would probably only disembowel you and shred you to ribbons -- to a Cunjo, humans aren't nearly as good tasting as they are fun to kill.
2)
Koonjo - Cunjo's arch-nemesis says: Muahahahahaa!
Cunjo says: Get a life; I hear they're on sale at wal-mart this time of year.
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(adj.)(adv.) Extremely Ridiculous, absurd, or irrational. characteristic of insanity or complete nonsense.
The movie Spaceballs is Ludicrous.
Sandurz: Yes, sir. Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.
*gasp*
Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?
Sandurz: *into intercom* Prepare ship... prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....
Dark Helmet: *taking the intercom* Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer.
*Sandurz sits down and buckles up frantically*
Dark Helmet: *into intercom* Now hear this, ludicrous speed....
Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.
Dark Helmet: Aah, buckle this... *shouts into intercom* Ludicrous speed, Go!
*Spaceball-One takes off past Light Speed and Ridiculous Speed and goes to Ludicrous Speed*
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stuffed knup-knups are a trade commodity 1) or 'junk' that is used as a way of gaining revenue in the game EVNova; this revenue would then be used to buy important things like ship upgrades and weapons, and dumb things like drop-bear repellent.
Also present in several of the less important side-plots of the game.
2) Sometimes used as an inside joke/insult to suggest that someone tends to buy stupid, unneeded things.
1) ISNN reports that the price of price of stuffed knup-knups on Sirgil III is high.
2) Can I sell you some knup-knups?
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descriptive of an informative article or other text written in the form of a narrative; commonly follows the author's train of thought and explains how the author came about information and why the author chose to seek it out. Because the text usually uses with frequency the personal pronoun 'I' it was coined the i-seek
The professor loves i-seek essays.
It's more interesting to read i-seek articles.
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acronym for Massively Multiplayer Online game. MMOs usually involve a free download and recurring monthly fee for gameplay. The most popular MMOs are MMORPGs. One such game is World of Warcraft
Freelancer and Vendetta Online are some little-known MMOs
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