Michael Waterhouse

n. A person who is 160lbs of tiger meat in a stainless steel frame. Sings like a nightengale and can dance like the dickens. Tall, dark and gruesome. Loves volcanoes, birds of prey, blood. Has a full body tatoo that makes him look like a Beatle (George Harrison). Prior to tattoo, he looked sort of like Dave Hasselhoff. Has been hit by moving vehicle 7 times and emerged without a scratch (stainless steel frame). He goes great with steak, chocolate, any kind of mint. Also, has phenomenal hair.

That Michael Waterhouse is a god-like genius. Ask anyone.

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