1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting
I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.
1. A name used to describe someone who does something so goofy/dumb that you are at a loss of words
2. Someone who is widely known as a dingbat
Guy #1 "Do you by chance know Emerson?"
Guy #2 "Haha yeah, that guy is a Prime Dingbat"
A way of describing an uncomfortable and fiery sensation of the rectum.
I did anal with the girl I met at the bars this past weekend and totally left her with a rectum dragon.