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When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.
Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.
A transgender plastic surgery vagina stuffed with carrots and broth. Looks like a soupy pot roast.
"Dude I'm so hungry I could eat chuncy."
"I hooked up with this stripper and she was so used, I thought it was chuncey"