cuntryhole

A word to use to use if you want to say cunt and someone walks past who doesn't like swearing eg. A teacher or family member.

Can also be used as a harsh insult.

Damn Jake is such a cuntryhole.

scummy woodrat

If someone is pissing you off you can call them a scummy woodrat to permanently damage their ego and cripple their self esteem.

Piss off Jake, your such a scummy woodrat!