Cup-Sellithaine

An amalgamation of two entirly different things - Cup-Drink and Rasthangatas-Sellithaine, which when put together, form my Suenolian name. Rasthangatas-Drink, my Suenolian soul-mate, takes the other halves of both the phrases.

"Oh Rasthangatas!"
"Oh Sellithaine!" (call and response, called in a provokative, questioning yet fond manner)

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bullfighting

A barbaric activity where a baby bull is pushed onto a stage where it is watched by thousands of psychos who enjoy seeing it being tortured. First the bull is weakened with horrible metal spikes and humiliated publically, and just when it thinks things can't get much worse, it is stabbed in the heart by a ponsy Spanish bastard riding a horse. A truly horrible, inhumane and disgusting sport. Oh and by the way, it is not a sport because for something to be a sport there has to be an element of uncertainty. ie, No one knows which team or side will win. In bullfighting, there is just one outcome - the suffering and eventual death of the bull.

If a bullfighter puts on a good show, he/she wins the ears, or tail of the bull as a trophy. Nice.
If the bull shows a phenominal amount of strength and endurance, it is not stabbed in the heart by the matador, it is allowed to bleed to death outside the stadium. Nice. (and rare)

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grungers

A group of people who do exactly what they claim not to. They go around saying - "We're grungers, we don't follow anybody's fashion rules - we wear what we want" (or something similar) And then they go and spend all their money on baggy trousers and boxes of safety pins in order to look exactly the same as their grungie companions. Then they go and make fun of the people who do exactly the same as them but with tight trousers and gold earrings.
(The only grungers who this does not apply to are the ones who don't go around saying "I'm a grunger".)

Grunger - "Shit! I've run out of safety-pin-money!"
Towny - "If you stop making fun of me I'll lend you some of my gold-earring-money"

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twanky

Wow. I really did never know that the word "twanky" was ever used by anyone except us. The truth behind the word is that really, it is derived from "p'twankyho", a way of expressing one's feelings. Twanky has similar meaning, but is used to express slightly different emotion.

"oooooooh, twanky."
"yes."

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tyrophobia

The fear of cheese.

See also tyrophagia and tyrphillia

Being tyrophobic, married life is very difficult for me, due to the fact that my wife is a tyrophilliac. Tyrophobic people find it rather hard to get along with Tyrophilliacs, for obvious reasons.

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