Tick

Country, Rural, or Southern "gentleman" that stalks you at a bar conviced YOU want them, while wearing clothing that is not age appropriate or attractive to the opposite sex. Directly related to the "Afflicted" Species of males.
Has also been known to cause Lyme Disease if prolonged eye contact is made, symptoms include the TICK attaching himself to you and your group for an indefinate amount of time. No known cure.

"OMG, look at that TICK with the sock in his wranglers staring at us!"

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Girl's Night Out

A night free from the literal and symbolic confines of significant other. Girl's Night Out had the same rules as Las Vegas; what happens on Girl's Night Out stays in Girl's Night Out. Men you sleep with on Girl's Night Out do not count towards your sexual partner count, getting smashingly drunk and showing your tits does not make you a slut on Girl's Night Out either, it makes you "fun". A Bachelorette Party is an example of GNO. Proper Attire: Sluttiest thing you can legally buy

"Honey, me and Trixie and Lou Lou are going out for Girl's Night Out while you watch the play offs. I love you..."

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