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Bible

Often used as a tool for indoctrination, manipulation, fear mongering, threatening children ect

Most useful as fire wood and if you’re looking to get lucky wrap paper.

Bieber: dude do you have something i can wrap this MJ in?

Trent: here’s my spare bible!

by Cupid (carries a gun) January 3, 2024


Priest

Representative of the catholic church and the Christian religion that prides themselves with the undeniable ability to efficiently fearmonger and prosecute those who commit the sin of being different, and the quality of without mistake properly “disciplining” his favorite little choir boy after each teaching and service.

In simple terms, the mortal enemy of rocker marilyn manson. (Probably cause he doesnt touch kids)

John: just saw a priest walking past that kindergarten
Trent: fuckin sick (in a bad way)

by Cupid (carries a gun) January 3, 2024