Kertynily

A Kertynily, is when you slap someone and say:"bless you" and fart in his mouth and vomit on him and the person needs to say:"thank you" and moan, and shit in your mouth(it is required to eat it) and say goodbye together

Micheal:"hey, I made a Kertynily to this girl."

Jean:"what in the name of god is wrong with you?"

Kids In A Sandbox

Something you don't wanna search, unless you have odd kinks, this video starts normally like a roleplay/fantasy pornographic video, until a maniac woman shoves a dildo into her partner's urethra, yes,you heard that right
If you are a man I strongly don't recommend watching it

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Tyler:"Yesterday Jane inserted a dildo into my urethra. "

John:" What the actual fuck, are you okay? "
Tyler:"After she removed the dildo I had huge aches in my prostate and my bladder, and I am urinating blood now."
John:"...Kids In A Sandbox"

Role Model

A song by Eminem, in the Slim Shady LP, with an amazing beat

Go check it out

Eminem:"Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?!"
-Eminem in Role Model

Octus

An Octus is a person that is trustworthy, kind, honest and really enjoyable to talk with, better not annoy an Octus..... Yeah, really! One of the best friends you wish to have

Steve:"Dude! This guy is really a good one, he is a real Octus!"