Heat stroke

Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.

I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.

Weirdcore

Biblically accurate angel fetish. See also the fetish for frogs, Frogcore (if you are into frogcore then stay away from frogs you fucking creep)

“Omggg biblically accurate angels and weird fuzzy grass are so hottt”
“Tf is his problem”
“He’s into weirdcore, that’s his problem”

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2000

Almost 23 years ago. Feel old yet?

Person 1: The year 2000 was almost 23 years ago.

Person 2: *Transforms into someone’s grandparent* Dude wtf what was that for

furry hater

A synonym of prick.

Blake, the abominable snowman: I hate furries because, uhm, reasons!
The person who got snow on their head: Ew, a furry hater. Go fucking home

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common sense

The earth isn’t flat, vaccines don’t give autism, furries are not the same thing as zoophiles, LGBT isn’t a disease, “hy00mans” isn’t a word and was made up by antikin to make otherkin look bad, your skin color and/or nationality do not affect you as a person and it’s wrong to discriminate against someone for these traits, Apple is ripping off android, wear a mask because they don’t suffocate you.

The definition above is common sense.

Wattpad

AO3 but somehow even hornier.

Person 1: Name one website hornier than AO3.
Person 2: It’s edgy cousin Wattpad.

Chyme War

The online war between emetophiles and emetophobes.

While some aspects of these two sides are similar, for instance commonly having Rocky from BFDI as a comfort character, their conflicting interests make them oppose each other.

Most of the time I think internet wars are stupid, but this is the second one I’ve actually partook in.

In 2021, I fought on the side of the furries in the FvG war. Yeah fuck me because I like talking animals boohoo.
Now, I’m fighting on the side of the emetophobes.

The war started in September when an emetophile entered an emetophobic space and began saying “Me always wanting to be sick” like- what’s with the caveman grammar??

I partook in the 2023 Chyme War. I am terrified of the possibility of one single fuckin technicolour yawn and yet these people think it’s HOT.