electrifried

Jolted and burned by a bolt of electricity. Also so drunk that you glow in the dark.

When the rain hit the outdoor concert, I was shocked when the guitar player was electrifried.

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Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

vegeterrorism

The ruthless killing of large numbers of innocent vegetables for obscure political reasons, using implements of mass destruction, like tractors, harvesters, pickers and reapers.

Old McDonald had a vegetable concentration camp where he committed random violent acts of vegeterrorism.