Crumpet Fever

-noun
1. An attraction to British people
2. A fetish for the British accent
3. An obsession with the movie "Love Actually" and the band "Coldplay"

Karen: "Hugh Grant is the perfect man."
Linda: "Looks like SOMEBODY has Crumpet Fever".

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Curry Fever

-noun
1. A fetish for people of Indian/Middle Eastern descent
2. An attraction to Indian/Middle Eastern people
3. An obsession with the movie "Slumdog Millionaire", or an obsession with anyone resembling anyone in the cast of "Slumdog Millionaire"

Brenda: "Is it weird that I'm attracted to that Indian guy on Lost?"
Karen: "No, it's okay; we all know you have Curry Fever".

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