company coffee

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.

"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"

whiffle swear

Pulling off on a swear word such as "shit" so that the consonants are exaggerated. So "shit" would be pronounced as "shhhhhhhhhhhhit" with a hard "t" at the end. Often used when goofing around, and not want to sound harsh when swearing.

After losing a game of ping pong I exclaimed, a whiffle swear