Phyke

Adjective; pronounced fie•key.
The extremely groggy and bloated feeling one gets after pounding 24 cans of near-beer trying to get a buzz

I can't go to class. I'm too phyke after after that Coors na binge. I might kill a man if I fart in there

Unicorn horn

The final result of using a lotion, lube, or other product that contains shimmer or glimmer on your penis. Usually for maturation.

Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.

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