Foodles

Weapons of mass destruction
MWAHAHAHA

Guy 1: So did george bush ever find those foodles
Guy 2: Uhmm what are foodles?
Guy 1: WMDs
Guy 2: That name is very misleading

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cutiepie

When a witch captures tons of cute little kids and incinerates them into a pie.

Mother: I love you!!! You better not become a cutiepie!!
Son: Whats a cutiepie?
Mother: A pie made of cute little kids... They taste extroadinarily good!

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Smurfadies

Little leeches that suck onto your skin and don't let go until every drop of blood is out of your body. If taken off early will cause disease.

Dad: Watch out for smurfadies son.
Son: DAD SMURFS DONT EXIST!!!
Dad: Not Smurfs, Smurfadies, little bloodsucking monsters that will give u AIDS

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