Hateboarder

A skateboarder who hates Freestyle Rollers simply because they rollerblade.

Roller: Hey dude, what's up?

Hateboarder: Fuck off. Your sport is in no way comparable to my sport.

Roller: Don't break your crayons hateboarder.

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skunked

If you go fishing and catch nothing.

I went fishing at the Owens River today and got skunked.

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