Corona

Name of a very popular man, a lot of people dislike him though. They will tell you to stay away from him and wash your hands if you see him. This man is the reason all the kids can stay home from school and parents can work (Wo *cough* Work ). He has also single handledly put the world into a recession ruining the stock market (he is very very rich).

Kid: I have to stay home from school because of Corona! Who is Corona?
Dad: Some guy from china that lets me work from home.

Kid: So why are you watching TV?