Gordo Grab

When you're having unprotected sex with a woman in Alamogordo, NM, and you tell her you're about to finish, she grabs you firmly by the neck and rides you harder in a blatant attempt to get pregnant so she can leave that desolate, arid wasteland for good.

Three things can kill you in the New Mexico desert: rattlesnakes, black widows, and the Gordo Grab.