Perihoed

When you you fool someone into thinking it's only a 5 minute drive but in reality Is a 20 minute drive.

Maan Daniel told me it was only a 5 minute drive, I been on the road for 20 minutes. He perihoed me.

daddy stage

The point in a mans life in which he has kids and just lets go of physical appearance. Belly gets bigger, arms get floppy.

That Daddy stage got the best of Chris, I don't even recognize him anymore with that beer belly.