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A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.
I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!
19π 2π
Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.
Is a no mash hen there?
No, can't help you there.
12π 5π
The way that endorphous pronounces the number 33. Sumsing to do wibv his speepch impebdimenpt.
Do you know which episode it was?
33.
Firty Fwee?
Thir-ty Th-ree.
12π 3π
A word Endorphous uses to describe something that has a pleasing flavour. Usually applies to Ducks and Sings.
My worbd, those ducks look tapesty.
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Special type of hook used to suspend ducks and sings from in duckdows.
How many ducks can you suspend from that dook?
Firty Fwee.
11π 18π
A high speed multi functioned duck preparation device invented byendorphous. A live duck is fed into one end, is tormented, plucked, cracked, cooked, laquered and kiln fired, before emerging at the other end on an oval shaped plate with its head cantilevering over the edge and surrounded by assorted sings .
Have you seen the new "Turbo Crack 333" model?
No, I guess we'll see it at the annual Cracrapluckla fair.
12π 4π
A place to 'snap' a turd off in. Aka toilet or shitter.
Which snap trap did you just use?
The one up the back.
Roger said not to use that one to shit in.
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