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Chin for a minge.
Commonly found on jutty-jawed female genitalia lovers of any gender.
"Do you think Clare Balding has a chinge?"
The definitive word to describe parts of the body that are sheer and utter bliss to look at and feel.
I had sex with the most stunning woman. Her tits and arse were firmer than a Savoy Hotel mattress but with the spring a Rolls Royce engineer would be proud of. Simply pertfect.
A remarkable or exceptional chemical that a hot female produces, which changes the sexual behaviour of a male of the same species.
"What's that smell? My cock's gone mental."
"It's the scent of a woman's pee chuter. After a cycle each month of being plugged, it transforms into the beckoning, pure oasis of an angel's pillowcase. It's pheromenomenal."
The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.
"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."
The inevitable result of a male police officer grabbing a vociferous feminist's tits during the act of arrest.
"This one's a bit lively. Fucking nice one Matt, you just handcupped her."
Vaginal lips that resemble a cheeseburger and form a perfect mound.
"She laid back and as I slowly pulled her panties down, I was left gasping at the sight of her juicy quartermounder."
Foolishness of the most utterly stupid.
"What is this?"
"A positive pregnacy test."
"Then I shall be upstanding and take the correct action for my unwisery."