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An authwhore is a writer who publishes erotica and sex stories.
Did you read, "Six, Sexy, Short Stories" yet? That officially makes her an authwhore.
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Chemicalfull is the word that should be used instead of 'sugar-free' on foods.
These candies say sugar-free, they should have been labeled chemicalfull instead.
People think they are helping themselves by avoiding sugar; you think chemicalfull is any better?
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Purseception is what most woman have that allows them to know where their purse is at all times.
"Be right there, honey. My purseception tells me that I left my purse in the car. Good thing I locked it."
I wish my mother had purseception, then we wouldn't be late to everything.
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a purposefully wrong translation.
I thew my mother off my trail when she found the manglation of the dummy diary I had hidden for her.
In Shartak.com this is an example of manglation. "Carved on the wall is some writing in a strange language. It reads 'Humeth Du Dubar, nuhthivarshur Wuhlunorreth.'Γ’ΒΒ It means something, but without a knowledge skill, you will never know.
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As a RPG gaming woman, it our way of administering a 'tea bagging' to a fallen enemy.
A very nasty way to finish off a kill, when humiliation and death are equally as important.
Coffee Bagging works best when described in full detail, including the length and density of bush and the time since it was last cleaned.
"I let my bush grow out to extreme jungle to give Stan the full-on coffee bagging that he deserves."
"You attack Gager with a stone spear for 5 damage. He is killed."
"Areria squats down and gives Gager a full coffee bagging to with her well-seasoned and fully, grown-out jungle bush before stealing his gold and breaking his axe."
"Dude, getting coffee bagged by sillylilypily is worth dying for."
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A masturbateathon is well-needed, multi-orgasmic session that lasts as long as you want.
The house was empty for 6 hours so I used that time to have an amazing masturbateathon.
I came a dozen time during my masturbateathon this morning.
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Attempting to say goodbye and failing as a quick departure is made.
Missing the chance to say goodbye to someone leaving, usually witnessed by others who will tease and taunt you for it.
CyAdora failwaves at her friend who left the chatroom in a hurry. Then was made fun of for 5 minutes for being slow.
I watched my bf sitting on the bus and was waving goodbye. As I turned around I realized he missed my full moon failwave. The old man sitting next to him had a big smile as I looked back.
After I got home from the concert, I checked my mobile to see all of my friends had failwaved to me before I left.
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