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The act of defiling a /zom/ top hat by leaving a pile of shit in it.
Solemn should not have left his top hat on the IRC table, Evilnick shat in it when he was not looking.
He was Southall Steamered for disrespecting the top hat.
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When you are temporarily banned from a game, you are in bantime.
I got major bantime for what I did in that game. I learned my lesson well.
I am still on the bantime express. I should be back playing in 21 days. I can't wait.
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A whisperfail happens when an intended private whisper is broadcast to room full of players, instead of to the targeted person.
I meant to whisper those sexy kisses to her, then I clicked 'speak' and the whole room saw what I said making it a whisperfail.
As Jacob was sending the final attack plans to the unit, he whisperfailed by forgetting to set the speak command to whisper and ruined the entire meta-game.
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A psedonymph is a male* playing a female character with the sole intention to seduce unsuspecting male suitors.
* usually played by smart adult males, who are clever enough to pass as women through general game interactions, writing and emots.
"Mistress Cat-A-Tail offers free tours of the realm to all new players. *Giggle, wink* For anyone interested, Happy Endings are always free," Dave writes in his forum signature. Dave is a psedonymph.
"Hi, my name is Aurora. I am a single, level 30, chaotic neutral witch with a pristine Fire Blade and a passion for n00b apprentices. Meet me at my Mansion (17, 24 Prime Plane, Centennial Quarter) for some drinks and foreplay." Mark says under his pseudonym, Aurora, to the new level one player on the gravel road with him. (Mark is an accomplished psedonymph, who scratches a notch in his fantasy, four-poster, wooden bed, for every male player he has cybersex with.
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Using a fork, someone steals food from your plate, when you are not looking.
My father is always pirate forking me, finally one day I got angry and stabbed his arm.
My boyfriend will say, "Wow look at that," point and pirate fork my lobster.
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When you clean as fast and efficiently as you can for a set period of time to meet a deadline.
"If you loved me, Johnnie, you would RAGEclean your stinky room before I came over to spend the night."
I had to RAGEclean like I was on crack to get my dorm room ready for floor inspections.
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Contactscaping is the chore of pruning your contact list.
Crap, I can't add you to my contacts list until I do some contactscaping, it is totally full.
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