Land Ho

A whorish female. Land ho doesn't neccesarily mean they're large, fat, or whale-like, but it's a nice addition if they are fat. It's sorta like how to pass off calling a girl a whore in front of teachers without getting teachers pissed. You're supposed to scream it like when a sailor spots land.

Chick one: "Ugh, here she comes. I can't believe she's dating Monty. She knows I've liked him for, like, ever."

Chick Two: "I know, right? What a bitch."

Chick One: "What a-- Oh, shit, there's a teacher right there... Hey, Kristin!"

Kristin: "What is it?"

Chick One and Two: "LAND HO!"

14👍 23👎

Not

An unattractive male.

"Don't you like him?"
"Ugh, no way. He's like, sooo not."

48👍 80👎

Horror flick

Walking in on two people having intercourse. Especially if they're ugly.

"Dude, I went to the party last night. Then, I went to get a beer from the cellar, and I walked on in during quite a horror flick! I nearly blew chunks!"

5👍 10👎