squirtel

A fart which unintentionally results in liquid feces being expelled out your anus, usually at the speed of light. Often involves the soiling of ones underwear. Similar to shart

I thought it was just gas at first, but then i squirteled.

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Assfluff

Lint that collects in your ass hair, especially during night time.

During my morning shit, I wiped away all the assfluff that accumulated during the night.

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Ericela

A kamikaze bombshell of a girl. She’s part cannibal and part siren, she’s dangerous and will eat out any dudes heart. She’s curious, fearless, and has a sexual appetite for destruction. If you ever meet an Erícela and are able to tame her, you better not ever let her go as she will change your life forever. You will have endless laughs, and memories with her but if you’re not careful she will slit your throat at night

I met an Ericela once and was able to live to tell the story

Ericela

A kamikaze bombshell of a girl. She’s part cannibal and part siren, she’s dangerous and will eat out any dudes heart. She’s curious, fearless, and has a sexual appetite for destruction. If you ever meet an Erícela and are able to tame her, you better not ever let her go as she will change your life forever. You will have endless laughs, and memories with her but if you’re not careful she will slit your throat at night

I met an Ericela once and was able to live to tell the story