Dani

A Dani is a white trash woogit. Basically a Texas version of a worn out wooly sock, complete with trailer trash essence and vans. Raisin-esque vag, this wook prefers meth to parenting, and is truly a friend foe. If you find yourself around a Dani, hold your breath, count to 4, and hope it wanders off to catch another cousin fucker.

Oh damn, he saw a Dani outside the club? I hope he swerved left, that’ll at least set him back $50 and a good hoodie.

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