Mouthguard

A phrase used to describe someone/something that is so gay that normal words dont suffice. The implication is that the person/scenario/object is comparable to being viciously rammed up the down pipe, a situation in which a mouthguard is preferable.

"That pink shirt is really mouthguard dude."
"get your stupid mouthguard dog off me, its trying to roger my drainpipes."

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