Timstain

When your friend Tim tells you to get a job but you are fine being a neet fuck.

I was going to have a good day but it started getting cloudy outside, and I was railroaded by a grade 8 timstain.

Fuckercorn

When you hittin some strange but instead of using a condom you use a corn husk.

Farmers daughter down the street wanted my dick, didn't have any condoms so I decided to use the old fuckercorn method. Popped that pussy into buttery goodness.

Public Popsicle

When you put your dick between two girls making out, and a chick on other end of you is sucking you off.

I got that public Popsicle last night from these bitches down the street, felt so good I my dick started humming the national anthem... Shit was crazy.