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Eufy is more than a floor sweeping robot! It's your best friend and pet! It cleans more than messes! Marital problems, gone! Mental Problems, gone! That sociopath ex-girlfriend that ruined your life, gone! Insecurities, gone! Dirt, gone! Eufy is like a mini-UFO!
Steve: Eufy is the best friend ever! Eufy is there when your friends are too busy.
Eufy: *Engine noises.
Eufy: You're cool too!
Steve the buff alien: Eufy!
*Night-time comes.
Eufy: *Flies to outer space like a flying saucer.
Eufy is awesome! It cleans more than messes. It cleans away problems. No more evil ex-girlfriends or marital problems or mental issues, because eufy cleans it away. Eufy is a like a mini-UFO and every alien should get one.
Steve: Eufy is the best!
Eufy: *Machine noises.
Steve: You're the best, Eufy!
Steve: *Alien noises
Bustin means masterbating.
Bustin can also mean bustin a move, dancing.
Bustin makes me FEEL GOOD!
I ain't fraud of no sleeping (Bustin makes you sleepy). I ain't fraid of no ghosts (cum, sauce).
The coffee of the future. It's a wakefulness enhancer. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert for 9 hours or more. The dose range is 100mg to 400mg. There's also armodafinil.
Took some modalert Modafinil and was awake for hours. Better than coffee.
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Ritz is Ritalin! It's Vitamin R! It helps to relax you if you are ADHD!
Gotta pop 20mg of Ritz and a beer to breeze through my homework. Then sleep.
A Cheese Tooth is when you like cheese, milk, yogurt, beef, cheeseburgers, and especially cheese.
Mmmmm. Cheese. I have a cheese tooth.
A cheese tooth is someone who likes cheese. Instead of a sweet tooth or in addition to a sweet tooth (which means you like sweets), there's a cheese tooth. (which means you like milk, cheese, yogurt, and beef, and cheeseburgers
Especially cheese!).
Prepare for alien takeover!
Aliens: Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! ð§
Aliens: Milk! Cheese! Yogurt! Steak! Cheeseburger! ð
People: Ahhhhh! The aliens are coming!
Aliens in UFOs and a pet Eufy: Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
Aliens: *Eating cheese. ð§
Stan: I guess the alien has a cheese tooth.