Newark

1.) not just a town in New Jersey, we are from New York too!
not a town actually, or a city, a village in the town of Arcadia, but no one in Newark NY knows they live in Arcadia
2.) a place infested with horrible things. barely anything fun to do with friends. full of gangsters, and sluts etc. 6th graders are even skanks.
3.) home of the amazing wreslter who cannot be named, I.R.

4.) stupid enough to be renamed nerk to the residents

1.) "hey did you hear about what happened in newark?" "new jersey" "hell no, new york!"
2.) "hey did you see that skank? i think she was from newark"
3.) "yo that wreslter must have been from newark"
4.) "dude i hate nerk" "newark must suckk yoo"

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