Port St Lucie

An extremely boring city. It has an over-abundance of Walmarts, Walgreens, CVS's, and Publix's.

Most of the teens are uneducated, sexually active, and they all look the same.
The "scene" crowd takes over the entire city.
There is nothing to do but go to Superplay and smoke weed.

1: Hey! Where do you live?
2: HELL.
1: Oh, sorry man, didn't know you lived in Port St Lucie.

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