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The act of having sex with someone while there's a live camera displaying everything, so you're watching yourself f having sex live on TV as you're fucking. First ever porn you can can feel as it's happening and you get to control how it feels
Jeff and I were watching some meta-porn the other day when her mom walked into the living room we were inð
The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home
In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date
When you're expecting company soon and you decide to rub one off before the doorbell rings
I just got off the phone and the pizza delivery guy said 10 minutes and if this is the only time I'll have to get off so I pulled a danger Stroke right before the doorbell rang ð think