Kymming

The act of smashing one’s genitals (male) in order for a reduction in size for whatever purpose, typically to impress mates, trust us on that.

Occasionally used with tools for the extension of sexual gratification, which is not always the case and is mostly used solely for the purpose of something, maybe they just want to hurt themselves.

Possible ways to “kym” it are as follows:

-Using one’s hand as a fist to smash the genitalia.

-A hammer.
-A dull object.
-Literally anything solid.
-A cat.
Antonyms: Jelqing
Synonyms: CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)

*Setting, in bed with a significant other.*
Male: “Hey babe, let’s get these clothes off-“

Female: “Wait, do you Kym it?”
*Male takes pants off revealing micro package.*
Male: “I don’t know, do I???” *It’s extremely bruised, and obvious sarcasm is present. They make love all night.*
The reason this happened is because, as per definition, Kymming it makes your meat smaller.

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Kymming

The practice of smashing your cock and balls with the specific intent of shrinking them. Antonym of Jelqing.

So I was straight Kymming it, and by that i mean smashing my cock with a hammer

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Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.

Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”