triple crown

Drunk friend passes out after puking, pissing and shitting himself.

He's gonna feel like a real DB after he wakes up after the triple crown.

34👍 33👎

the zombie

When you're recieving oral sex, you deposit your load in the girls eyes, causing her to walk around with her arms out scrambling for a towel, looking like a zombie.

Last night was great, I gave Lisa a zombie, and she ran into a wall.

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DH

also known as a Depression Hangover

I had a major DH after getting so faded last night.

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ADH

also known as Anal Dry Hump

Sally was didn't let me have sex, so we ADH

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Slow

Being so dumb

Are you slow Janiah??